Friday, March 18, 2005

Molested by Seemingly Innocuous Animated Character

By the way, the other night, I gave Viva a bath. She has gotten back into taking baths, which I am kind of relieved about.

Anyhoo, I was cleaning out the bath tub after I had scooped her out of it and handed her over to Sweet William. I picked up all the tub toys and noticed that one sounded particularly splooshy, so I squeezed it to get the water out. And let me just tell you, this toy had developed a hole in a certain area. And, well, there's no nice way to put this: Boots the Monkey shot his wad on me. Like, right in my face!

I didn't think we had that type of relationship.

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