I forgot to mention my new imaginary boyfriend, Stephen Chow.
If you've seen Kung Fu Hustle, you have seen him. If you haven't, run out right now and get it -- whether through Netflix or Blockbuster or satellite whoseewhatsis. And while you're at it, please also get my new favorite movie, Shaolin Soccer, which cemented my love for him. There are several scenes in this movie which only get funnier on repeated viewings.
Warning: these are not epic movies with grand themes exploring deep social issues. They're just fun, and they'll make you laugh.