Oh, while I'm at it

Here are my goals for 2005 (not, I repeat, NOT RESOLUTIONS):

• Learn Web design (see previous entry for today)
• Improve my overall physical, spiritual, and emotional health
• Have more sex (with my husband, you creeps, so don't send me any lecherous e-mail. I know I am one hot mama with my hair crumpled up into a ponytail, 3.4 zits on my nose, and ultra-sexy dishpan hands. Back off!)
• Start freelancing again. And make money at it. So, like, not in any kind of half-assed way.
• Overcome my newfound addiction to microwave popcorn.

Here are Viva's goals:

• Quit smoking
• Get some more teeth
• Kick the bottle

What can I say, we have to start somewhere.