Counting down the days to vacation. I have been so busy at work --
[Excuse me. I was just interrupted by my hubs, asking if I was blogging finally. I mumbled yes and kept typing.
Sweet W: Are you blogging about how I'm lying on the couch, watching HBO--
Mama Blah: No, I'm not saying anything about you.
SW: Why not? [shrieking hysterically] It should ALWAYS BE ABOUT ME!
So you see what I'm dealing with.]
At any rate, we leave next Monday. Here is the Blah Blah party line when asked about anything, anything at all, particularly work-related: first, you must interrupt the offending party by standing with one arm stretched out toward them and your hand up, palm facing them, in the international symbol for "stop." Then you say, "Excuse me, are you Hawaiian? Are you offering me a drink and showing me where the best food is on Maui? No? Then why are you talking to me?"
This seems to have actually been effective at Sweet Dub's job. At mine, they laugh and then continue to ask me about the best way to report on domestic violence statistics. That doesn't seem quite fair.
P.S. Sweet Dub is currently switching between watching a Bunny Ranch documentary on HBO and Planet Earth: Life in the Desert on the Discovery Channel. What more need be said, really? You see what I'm dealing with.