Wednesday, February 27, 2008


The scene: Blah Blah bathroom, 7:15 AM. I have just emerged from the shower and I’m drying off. I become aware of a little voice speaking softly and coming closer. The bathroom door is flung open, whacking me in the ass. Viva announces dramatically: “I feel poopish!”

“Okay, then,” I say, quickly applying deodorant as my offspring drops her drawers.

“Clear the room! She’s gonna blow!” Viva says cheerfully, settling onto the toilet.

Man, I beat it the hell out of there, hair dripping and all. You don’t need to tell me twice.


Los Angelista said...


So funny! I can absolutely relate to this.

trebs said...

Poopish? That sounds like a child who's been watching too much Zaboomafoo. I can totally see my kid saying something like that-- ha ha !!

Lisa Blah Blah said...

Angelista: Yes, the perils of sharing a bathroom with little folks!

Trebs: That's funny, she doesn't watch that show, although you'd think it would be right up her alley. Especially if they talk about poop!

sploo said...

This is the funniest thing I have read ALL DAY! I loves it entirely. Yes, you read that correctly - LOVES IT!

Mango Mama said...

Girl, I can relate, my little man runs through the house hollering, "Fire in the hole!" on the way to the bathroom. I don't have a clue how he came up with that one, but I have to fight to not burst out laughing every time he says it.

Lisa Blah Blah said...

Splooey, my dearest! Where have you been and where are you going with that drink in your hand? I miss you!

Mango Mama: Oh, my -- I shudder to think what would happen if our two little comedians got together! That is hilarious!