Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Dangers of Cloning

If you were a fly on the wall, yesterday evening you would have seen Sweet Dub embrace me in the kitchen, after which the following exchange took place:

Sweet Dub: I love you so much, I wish there were three of you.

Mama B: What would you do with three of me?

Sweet Dub [clearly he has a plan]: One would stay home and take care of the kids. One would have a high-powered job to keep me in the style to which I have become accustomed. And one would be devoted solely to me.

Mama B: I see where you’re going with this. So that last one wouldn’t have to do all that much except work out, take care of your…bedroom needs, and go shopping?

Sweet Dub: Shopping?! Shopping for what?

Mama B [thinking "arm candy"]: Lingerie, and clothes—

Sweet Dub: Why would she need clothes?
Why, indeed.


E. said...

Adorable! I love this. How wonderful to be in love with your spouse. Some folks aren't so lucky. I'm happy as hell to be in that camp with you. And I know you appreciate it! Hooray for you and Sweet Dub :)

Lisa Blah Blah said...

E: He really makes me laugh! Glad you and I are in the same camp. It does make life so much sweeter, don't it? :-)