I spent all day at Kidspace Museum today, helping to shepherd 9 three-year-olds hither and yon. Inevitably, I had a power struggle with Best Friend, during which she screamed at me, grabbed my arm, hit at me (didn't connect), and threw paint at me. All because I told her she had to share.
She is seriously from Hell.
More when I get a moment.
P.S. If that moment doesn't come before Sunday, Happy Mother's Day, all! Take a look at this video: