About mid-morning yesterday, this e-mail went out to all staff in our building:
After a complete service check on the refrigerator in the staff lounge of
Jesus is moving any left items on the refrigerated that have not been removed by now.
For a moment there, I thought the Messiah had come and was removing the "left items," in which case, I can see why this would be a message of HIGH IMPORTANCE. That would be kind of cool, especially because 6/6/06 just passed without anything truly unusual happening. But sadly, no.
Ah, the work world. I see now what I've been missing...