Very happy birthday wishes to Aileen: Go Badgers!
Aileen, your friend Tammy was not able to set any flamingos on fire on your lawn this year, since you live at such an inconsiderate distance. But she asked me to wish you a happy birthday as a surprise. I am sure it is not quite the same, but here is your obligatory flamingo:
[Picture flames licking around it. My graphics skills are subpar.]
I wish you every happiness this year -- good health, prosperity, and the extra energy you will need for dealing with a two-year-old.
And by the way, 34 is not so bad. As I recall, it was actually quite a lovely year. Enjoy!