Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Not So Much

I’ve started and deleted two posts today, and let me tell you why: I have lost all capacity for being funny or even remotely entertaining. In fact, I think I am rather witless and slow. I am now going to sit in the corner and eat paste. Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Don’t worry, I’ll try again tomorrow.

P.S. Blogger is making me completely nuts today. I started trying to post more than 2 hours ago, and every time I would even try to get to the “create post” page, the computer would freeze. “NaBloWriMo! NaBloWriMo!” I mumbled, eyes glassy, breathing labored. And then (of course, and more than once): “Piece of shit!” Thankfully, I’m working from home today.


E. said...

You don't always have to be funny and witty and charm our pants off.

Just don't eat too much paste. It'll wreak all manner of havoc with your innards.

Lisa Blah Blah said...

Let me tell you, when I read back over what I was writing yesterday, I was boring myself. Be grateful you were spared.

If I eat too much paste, not only will it wreak havoc with my innards, but it is probably also quite bad for my teeth. I know you of all people would not approve!

Cee in SF said...

I hear that eating paste will make your teeth pearly. MMM, teeth.

Lisa Blah Blah said...

Mmm, pearls. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?